Holy crap that's awesome.
You talk like a bass player

That's not a bad thing, btw. It's just distinctive. It's the cadence, the humor, the whole package. It screams musician, and bass in particular.
I'm like "The Band Whisperer". Maybe I'll get a show.
no offense on whatever it was that was going to make me mad. Metrosexuals don't just go to hell, btw. They go to hell where there is only generic shampoo and NASCAR.