Aliantha , I think kids should beat the shit out of each other and just be left alone .
Your job is just to read a bit of poetry to them from time to time , and say things like THE GIRLS WITH THE GIRLS AND THE BOYS WITH THE BOYS when the girls start having little boobs ( the boys are miles behind , as usual)
After that , everything just sort of fits in .
Just give them a really violent slap when they least expect it .
Really nice kids you'll have after that .
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