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elSicomoro · 08-05-2001, 08:44 PM

*laughs*

You know, I COULD replace Angelo "Buddha" Lutz, except for the fact that I weigh about 140 lbs. less than he does. Also, I'm not a convicted felon, do not gamble heavily, and do not associate with Joey Merlino.

(For non-Philadelphians, or those unfamiliar with Angelo Lutz, click <A HREF="http://www.kyw1060.com/news_archives_detail.cfm?newsitemid=15236" target="_blank">here</A>.)

I'd show up to my swearing in sporting a t-shirt, pair of Dockers, my Orioles cap on, and my sandals on. It might disturb Phillies fans, but I could always switch hats...no pun intended. I'd encourage more usage of the word "youse." I'd scrap the healthy-living ideals of John Street and encourage residents to eat one cheesesteak a day. South 2nd St. between South and Reed would officially be renamed "Two Street." Torresdale would be renamed Sycamoreland...or the better-sounding Sycamore Meadows. South St. would be closed to vehicle traffic between Front and 11th Streets. A competitor to Rita's Water Ice would be welcomed as good-spirited competition. And Dunkin Donuts would be encouraged to put shops on every corner in the city of Philadelphia.

Whoops...going too far into my pipe dream here.

08-05-2001, 08:44 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	laughs You know, I COULD replace Angelo "Buddha" Lutz, except for the fact that I weigh about 140 lbs. less than he does. Also, I'm not a convicted felon, do not gamble heavily, and do not associate with Joey Merlino. (For non-Philadelphians, or those unfamiliar with Angelo Lutz, click <A HREF="http://www.kyw1060.com/news_archives_detail.cfm?newsitemid=15236" target="_blank">here</A>.) I'd show up to my swearing in sporting a t-shirt, pair of Dockers, my Orioles cap on, and my sandals on. It might disturb Phillies fans, but I could always switch hats...no pun intended. I'd encourage more usage of the word "youse." I'd scrap the healthy-living ideals of John Street and encourage residents to eat one cheesesteak a day. South 2nd St. between South and Reed would officially be renamed "Two Street." Torresdale would be renamed Sycamoreland...or the better-sounding Sycamore Meadows. South St. would be closed to vehicle traffic between Front and 11th Streets. A competitor to Rita's Water Ice would be welcomed as good-spirited competition. And Dunkin Donuts would be encouraged to put shops on every corner in the city of Philadelphia. Whoops...going too far into my pipe dream here. Last edited by elSicomoro; 08-05-2001 at 08:50 PM.