Someone befouled the watercooler by pissing in it. He had removed the 5 gallon bottle first, and then decided that he was thirsty (or wanted more ammo for his gun) and drank directly from the nearly full bottle.
This was after he ripped two phones out of the wall and tore down all of the pictures and signage in the lobby, including the mission and vision statements, some artwork, and the EMTALA notice which is required by federal law to be posted at all times.
Sometimes it doesn't pay to tell a guy with Severe Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease, "No, Mr. Johnson, you can't have a cigarette because if you smoke, you will die. You aren't allowed to die here."
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