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helen · 11-30-2002, 06:04 PM

I think most cows in Switzerland are dairy cows, so we'd have to air lift the milk maids and their billowy patterned skirts would , well, billow out - exposing the lederhosen- causing young Swiss boys to yodel for joy and would cause a sales rush for Ricola.

Gotta save those cows, they provide the main ingredient in CHOCOLATE for goodness sakes.

11-30-2002, 06:04 PM	#5
helen Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 19	I think most cows in Switzerland are dairy cows, so we'd have to air lift the milk maids and their billowy patterned skirts would , well, billow out - exposing the lederhosen- causing young Swiss boys to yodel for joy and would cause a sales rush for Ricola. Gotta save those cows, they provide the main ingredient in CHOCOLATE for goodness sakes.