I couldn't possibly hold a camera right now, laughing as I am. To summarize:
SD - Please stop. It hurts.
DN - Not sure if we'll ever see a normal pic of the entire you, clothed or otherwise, but I must admit that the parts you've shared have been very attractive.
SG - I can never fathom why you go on so about your weight. You are lovely.
Ali - Do you ever find any loose change in there? Wowzers! Nice!