btw ducks, i would tap that like it was illegal.
However, at this time I wish to continue with disturbing thematic elements.
Here I am, wearing evil, just dug up from teh grave black metal face paint (as much as I could manage in 5 minutes and low patience levels. Also, my hair has glittery silver glue in it, mixed with blue glue.
In the next picture, I am raping Ann coulter's book. And I'm conservative. I think we may discuss marriage soon. She seemed so happy.
I toe the line between 'show yourself' and 'back of the store for THAT kind of porn' so, voila: (as you can guess, I will never willingly post nude full body pics of myself. It's too much. But I will make sick jokes about what I do post.