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Originally Posted by Aliantha
But doesn't your morality barometer preclude the viewing of such lascivious material?
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Yes. To be 100 percent sincerely honest, as I always try to be on the cellar (this isn't just any forum), here is my inner dialogue:
1. lol, twat pics
2. lol, i should let them corrupt me -- free pussy, right?
3. I'm not setting an example of how Christ would do this. sigh. I'll defuse the situation with humor.
4. Hell, if they wanna send em, let em come. I can decide to not look at them later, if that's the mood I'm in at the time. Which I won't be, because I always look at genitals when given the chance.
5. The next opportunity to do the right thing will be when someone does the next round of "oh but you're so moral, you can't look at em" saw.
6. So no, I don't want to look at your bearded clam, unless it provides some entertainment value above and beyond that of the 40-odd I've seen personally.
7. Now you're being caustic, which is also not a good way to present yourself as a believer. It's also rather self-conscious sounding and mean.
8. Time for the absolute truth:
Yah, you can send them if you like. I'll probably look at em, find them arousing or funny or whatever they incite in me. I will keep them for a week, then shake my head at my weakness when it comes to sexual stuff and delete it, and ask God to help me be a better example of what it means to believe what I believe.
Now, then. There's the whole mystery of me, summed up in a few neat phrases. That takes away from the fun, unfortunately, but it will save you a couple rounds of "lol christians" to use later. :p
edit: if i'm having a day where i'm not on my toes morally, i might hit on you and figure out a time/method by which i could put it in your butt. THAT one always makes me feel great about my morality
