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Originally Posted by Elspode
Hey, while you're at it, could you please confirm your PayPal and Ebay account names and passwords for me? BTW, isn't your penis kind of, well...short?
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It is, in fact. Not so short that I can't find it to pee, though, and when called into action, makes up for its 5 1/2 length by being 6 around. I'm looking more for numbers like 9 and 7. You got any o' that?