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Old 10-19-2006, 12:29 PM   #163
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz
Elspode... you look like meatloaf... will you run away with me to a transilvanian castle and operatically sing with me "i would do anything for love...."
I haven't heard that one since I grew a full beard years ago, but I used to hear it *all the damn time*. I even had a guy argue with me - at a Meatloaf concert - that I *was* Meatloaf, and just wouldn't admit it (I do have to say that, at that time, I really *did* look rather like Meatloaf). We were standing at the concession line, and my response was, "Dude...if I were Meatloaf, would I be standing here waiting to pay six bucks for 16 ounces of warm, flat, 3.2 beer?" That shut him up. I have also been accused of looking like Kevin Smith, and a local shock/schlock director named Todd Sheets.

Just my damn luck, to be confused for someone who is named after a nice home cooked meal. At any rate, it has always been something of a fantasy of mine to have off with a lovely young Aussie lass in a Transylvanian castle following a round of earnest and impassioned singing, so yeah...let me know when, and I'll throw in my special version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" just for fun.
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