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Old 10-13-2006, 12:48 PM   #4
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I don't know about anyone else, but I had been dry humping, mutually diddling, performing and receiving acts of oral gratification - and just about every other possible variation that did not involve genital/genital contact - for *years* before I finally got to play hide the salami.

By the time I did the actual horizontal bop, it was, if you'll pardon the phrase, anticlimactic. At any rate, I was scarcely "inexperienced", so perhaps we need a more concise definition of the word "virgin"?
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