Acts of stupidity:
1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun.
2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight.
3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot.
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