Two Truths and a Lie
1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow
2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!"
3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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