[Cyclefrance]

Cycling a couple of years back in northern France my pal and I were on top of a steep hill watching somewhat in awe as this very fit French cyclist shot effortlessly up the hill towards us. It didn't end there. He stopped on the brow a few yards in front of us, pulled to the side of the road, and, still astride his bike, whipped out his length and proceeded to relieve himself over the crossbar into the greenery alongside. When he had finished he banged his instrument on the crossbar a couple of times to remove any surplus drops, replaced it inside his shorts and cycled off, giving us a wink on the way. We remained jaw-droppingly speechless throughout the incident. Now that's the way to do it!