Thread: Bin Laden Dead?
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Old 09-24-2006, 01:30 AM   #5
Dr. Zaius
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Hmmm. Typhoid. Water borne illness. Water runs downhill form the mountains at the Afghan border. CIA is in Afghanistan. Interesting, but if the story is true, he more likely took a drink downstream from a pile of donkey dung or the effluent of one of his fellow Jihadists.

It does deprive the US of the PR value of parading around a captured OBL, but that was unlikely to happen anyway.

Shitting his guts out in some fetid mud hut away from the media, his family and his pin-up pictures of Whitney Houston is a fitting end for the useless camel-shagger. Glorious, simply glorious. One hopes there are proper bathing facilities avialable before he goes to visit the 72 virgins because he is likely to be ripe.

From a geo-political standpoint, he should have tried to hold on till the November elections to give the Dems a boost.
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