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Tonchi · 09-23-2006, 06:53 PM

Chuck Norris built the pyramids (but it is not true that he did it from sketches which Keith Richards made on a napkin).

The Sphynx is actually a portrait of Chuck Norris. But he got mad and had it covered up because Keith Richards kept pissing on it.

09-23-2006, 06:53 PM	#55
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Chuck Norris built the pyramids (but it is not true that he did it from sketches which Keith Richards made on a napkin). The Sphynx is actually a portrait of Chuck Norris. But he got mad and had it covered up because Keith Richards kept pissing on it. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.