[jennofay]

i work at a bead store...

me: "thank you for calling beadazzled, can i help you?"
them:"yea, do you sell beads?"
me:"we sure do."
them:"with holes in them?"
me:"yes, a bead is an object with a hole in it, so all our beads contain holes."
them:"but you do sell beads also, right?"

this happens more often than id like to remember...

i also get the random requests, but no good ones are popping into my head at the moment.