That was fucking perfect, 9th! I want one of those!!!!! Except I don't want to be (Hope to god that I am not) the girl in the peice.
Oh and rkzenrage, you're 100% right about dating someone you're not attracted to. The truth is, physical attraction builds over time- first you get used to them, then you become attracted to them. I know this from personal experience- there was a guy that I worked with, the first time I met him I thought of him as quite ugly, then as I came to know him for the great guy he was, it slowly evolved to the point where I was insanely hot for him. (Run-on sentence alert!)
Unfortunately, we live in two different countries now.
Oh well, there are other fish in the sea.