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Old 09-08-2006, 01:20 PM   #1076
Sundae
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Cow Education

Where are the British cows? Anyone says anything about bad teeth you are 30 years out of date (yawn)

Edited to add - my submission:

British Corporation:
You have two cows
By Government subsidies you increase your herd
Because it's important to maintain the rural way of life
But when you finally start making money the tabloids realise you are successful and bring you down
You shoot yourself
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