Yes! Yes! It's all clear to me now! How could I have been so blind?
These two innocent men had nothing to do with these shootings. Clearly, this was the work of... (everybody say it with me now... )
Right-wing Militant Extremists
working under the direct orders of John Ashcroft himself. This "string of shootings" was nothing more than a transparent attempt on the part of the right-wing militant extremist Bush administration to influence the outcome of the recent election.
Also noted is the suspicious death of Sen. Wellstone. Again, the right-wing militant extremists are suspected.
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"Never understimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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