[slang]

Originally Posted by Flint

You'll have to put the perfume in a balloon up your ass.

Clerk: Any bullets, guns, knives, rockets, biological agents, nuclear material, shoebombs, broken glass, gasoline, toenail clippers, boxcutters, tweezers, ...(takes a breath)..lighters, sharpend pencils, rolled up newspapers, scary holloween masks, staples, thick rubber bands, combs over 8" long.........or a balloon full of perfume up your ass?
Slang: Damn!! How'd you know?
Clerk: I work for the post office and we know everything....except where your missing mail went.