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7. Folks whom choose to select their new mobile phone ringtone in cafes. First against the wall when the revoultion comes. (thanks Doug) I wonder how that novelty ringtone will sound eminating from your fundamental orifice. The only exception to this rule will be when fat folks choose the Lone Ranger (William Tell?) theme and have to run to get and answer the phone when it rings. For some reason I find this irresistably funny.
8. Fat arsed middle aged women who chose to have their family reunions in supermarket aisles, whilst standind behind their strategically angled shopping trolleys. Welcome to the list.
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