[Urbane Guerrilla]

Capers look like little green garbanzos and give that lightly vinegary note to pasta puttanesca.

Which has no business being in a sandwich.

Cheese and chutney are more than alliterative, they are good between bread slices. It has to be a Major Grey type bottled chutney, though, all mango-ey.

And it's hard to find a vegetarian hippie sandwich outside the home any more: earnest, wholegrain bread, a thick slice of Muenster, alfalfa sprouts, slice of tomato, maybe some mustard and leaf lettuce.