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Old 08-23-2006, 07:45 AM   #2
Shawnee123
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Excellent!

I have one for you:

Grandma Jo and Grandpa Fred dragging Taylor and Tyler and Skyler and their little bowl haircuts (complete with tail) to the grocery, bank, fast food places, utitlities office, post office, etc at high noon, taking their time, seeing the sights...when those of us with JOBS have a schedule. Worse yet are the welfare moms in dirty sweat pants making their daily appearance at the convenience store, snotty nosed kids in tow, arguing over whether the kids can buy 3 snicker bars or just 2 snickers and some Cheetos. If I were them I would make these little jaunts about 2 a.m. so no one could see my wretched existance, rather than flaunt it like they've accomplished something.

Jobless people should not be allowed to frequent above mentioned places between 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m.

PS: I chose those names at random. Resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is strictly coincidental.
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