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Sundae · 08-14-2006, 11:44 AM

Hell, I would fly on an un-checked aircraft.

I mean damn, the terrorists themselves are going to use it with their photoshopped Visas & passports and concealed weapons. Probably safer than the usual flights, where no matter what colour, nationality, religion or age you are simply seen as available statistics for international blackmail.

At least I would be able to take a cheap bottle of vodka & a bottle of Diet Coke on with me and forget the danger 30 minutes into the flight. What member of cabin crew would berate me for being peacefully drunk knowing I might have a home made vest underneath my top? And I don't mean one knitted by my Gran.

08-14-2006, 11:44 AM	#54
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hell, I would fly on an un-checked aircraft. I mean damn, the terrorists themselves are going to use it with their photoshopped Visas & passports and concealed weapons. Probably safer than the usual flights, where no matter what colour, nationality, religion or age you are simply seen as available statistics for international blackmail. At least I would be able to take a cheap bottle of vodka & a bottle of Diet Coke on with me and forget the danger 30 minutes into the flight. What member of cabin crew would berate me for being peacefully drunk knowing I might have a home made vest underneath my top? And I don't mean one knitted by my Gran. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac