Ahhhhh, grasshopper, you seek that which is sought by all and which many will find; however, it is not
your destiny. The closest you shall come is to find a deep satisfaction in knowing that you have made others as unhappy as you are yourself;
unless, you seek out
the one and only one who can guide you through a perilous journey along the road to happiness. You must go, grasshopper, to find the one called
"tw" and bind yourself to him so that you may learn the facts, just the facts, that will give you new eyes with which to see the world around you. True happiness may only be realized by weighing the pros and cons for each of life's situations; so, I relinquish responsibility for your training to your new master,
"tw." 