Kansas test:
Q: 2 + 2 =
A: God works in mysterious ways
Q: Who founded Rome?
A: God caused Rome to be founded
Q: Describe a woman
A: Looks like Adam's rib
Q: How long can you survive A)in outer space? B)In the belly of a fish?
A: A)seconds B)3 days
Q: What is the shortest route from Cape May, NJ to Lewes, DE?
A: Part the sea, and drive
