Darwin Awards. I love them.
My other favorite (not sure where i found this one)
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
- Twain
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