I have actually had some male attention for once! No nerd-sex, but at present I'm steering clear of that anyway. Being a nerd magnet is cool, as real nerds are always grateful for the attention. If you ever have any spare Brianna, pop them in the post for me....?
So my almost-conquests: Drunk man on train on Thursday - it was late night and I was drunk too, a friendly encounter not a threatening one. I declined an invite to spend the night with him, even though I fancied the pants off him (partly because I fancied the pants off him) and he hasn't called since. Sigh. Seems like I did the right thing. But I have his card and will pin it on my noticeboard to prove to myself that I still have it, even if it has to be helped along by beer goggles.
He was something pretty well paid in currency and I did clock (pun intended) his nice shiny Rolex peeking out from under his cuffs.
On Saturday I got talking to a man in the pub about The League of Gentlemen. He was as big a fan as I am, and also gave me his card. He's actually a goldsmith, and I've said I'll drop by his shop (showroom?) to lend him some TLoG books. Another card for my collection!
This has cheered me up no end, as it's the first week I have a chance to talk to men I don't already know, and they seem quite pleased to talk back.
BTW anyone know any card voodoo....?
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