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Undertoad · 10-15-2002, 07:46 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/2326357.stm

A conservative Iranian cleric has denounced the "moral depravity" of owning a dog, and called for the arrest of all dogs and their owners.

Dogs are considered unclean in Islamic law and the spread of dog ownership in Westernised secular circles in Iran is frowned upon by the religious establishment.

"I demand the judiciary arrest all dogs with long, medium or short legs - together with their long-legged owners," Hojatolislam Hassani is quoted as saying in the reformist Etemad newspaper.

Last year he publicly thanked police for their policy of exclusively confiscating short-legged dogs in Urumiyeh.

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I can speak personally to the moral depravity of owning short-legged dogs. Our two hump each other endlessly in the presence of company. "People are here - it's time to establish dominance. The humping shall now begin."

And not just ordinary humping, no. The female has to mount the male. Optionally they'll have started a tug-of-war, so they'll both share a piece of rope clutched in their mouths, while the wrong-way humping proceeds.

And then there's the licking of various private parts. Not just their own, but each others'. And then there's the bitch, the whore-hound, laying on the sofa with her legs spread, showing off to the world...

10-15-2002, 07:46 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Iranian cleric denounces dog owners http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/2326357.stm A conservative Iranian cleric has denounced the "moral depravity" of owning a dog, and called for the arrest of all dogs and their owners. Dogs are considered unclean in Islamic law and the spread of dog ownership in Westernised secular circles in Iran is frowned upon by the religious establishment. "I demand the judiciary arrest all dogs with long, medium or short legs - together with their long-legged owners," Hojatolislam Hassani is quoted as saying in the reformist Etemad newspaper. Last year he publicly thanked police for their policy of exclusively confiscating short-legged dogs in Urumiyeh. -- I can speak personally to the moral depravity of owning short-legged dogs. Our two hump each other endlessly in the presence of company. "People are here - it's time to establish dominance. The humping shall now begin." And not just ordinary humping, no. The female has to mount the male. Optionally they'll have started a tug-of-war, so they'll both share a piece of rope clutched in their mouths, while the wrong-way humping proceeds. And then there's the licking of various private parts. Not just their own, but each others'. And then there's the bitch, the whore-hound, laying on the sofa with her legs spread, showing off to the world...