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A male model goes to the beach to suntan his dick so that he has the "all over" tan.
He digs a hole in the sand, lays down, and covers himself with the sand, leaving only his erect cock sticking out.
Three minutes later, two old ladies come across the penis, and the one starts whacking at it with her cane.
"Bertha, what the hell are you doing?"
"Martha, when I was young, I couldn't find them. Now the goddamn things are growing wild!!!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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