[Urbane Guerrilla]

So this is a very raw sore point with zippyt. This I see, and I apologize for pushing his buttons. I know what it is to have a button pushed.

Now here's a button I have, stumblefuck. I don't descend to your level: I say it's within your power, whatever the obstacles, to rise to mine. Your DI's told you the same thing, all through Parris or Pendleton, and I'm telling it to you now. You don't have to like it right off, and you don't have to like being called a stumblefuck, but rise to my level of competence with the English tongue and you've got something worthwhile, and none may take it from you. The attempt by those here to take my mastery of English away, or belittle it however specious their miserable excuses for so doing, is a fool's errand. You notice I don't run fool's errands. Guess a reason, if you like. Don't hate me for being better acquainted with a dictionary than yourselves -- use the fifty-cent words. Particularly, use them rightly and well.