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Originally Posted by Brianna
My 76 year-old father was nearly converted due to the fact that they sent out three cutesy young ladies with gleeming smiles and long, dark hair to recruit him.
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They never tried such recruiting tactics with me. (Wait, what if they had sent redheads??

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Originally Posted by Brianna
See? Sex really does sell.
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Apparently not! They didn't close the deal. Maybe if they had sent along a nice clean-cut young man or two to charm your mom while the succubi, errr, women, were talking to your dad they might have done better.