Thread: Mormon Madness
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Old 06-21-2006, 01:16 PM   #43
SteveDallas
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Originally Posted by Brianna
My 76 year-old father was nearly converted due to the fact that they sent out three cutesy young ladies with gleeming smiles and long, dark hair to recruit him.
They never tried such recruiting tactics with me. (Wait, what if they had sent redheads?? )

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Originally Posted by Brianna
See? Sex really does sell.
Apparently not! They didn't close the deal. Maybe if they had sent along a nice clean-cut young man or two to charm your mom while the succubi, errr, women, were talking to your dad they might have done better.
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