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06-07-2006, 08:33 AM

I once had a maggot living in my knee , and eating my flesh . A photograph of my knee is in a medical book on tropical medicine as a result .

My children were christened by the vicar who buried Charlie Chaplin .

I was once given a perm in Spain , and only realized that this was happening to me at the last minute . I then shaved my head .

I spent a night in a police cell .

I am no longer entitled to a full British passport as I have lost eight of them , and am suspected of selling them I suppose .

I was once rowing a little boat in the Retiro park in the centre of Madrid when a naked Pole swam up to my boat and got in . My boat and its contents were removed by an official speedboat .

I have had pneumonia twice .

I once accidentally dropped some cooked steaks into a bucket of dirty water . I rinsed them off and served them to my innocent guests .

I was once swam around all the big ships in the port in Barcelona , and was removed by the police .

I hid in a French military barracks in Germany for a few weeks .

I once invited a beggar-girl off the street to live in my house for a few days .

I once danced naked at a college ball .

I shall bore you no further .

06-07-2006, 08:33 AM	#208
Buddug Guest Posts: n/a	I once had a maggot living in my knee , and eating my flesh . A photograph of my knee is in a medical book on tropical medicine as a result . My children were christened by the vicar who buried Charlie Chaplin . I was once given a perm in Spain , and only realized that this was happening to me at the last minute . I then shaved my head . I spent a night in a police cell . I am no longer entitled to a full British passport as I have lost eight of them , and am suspected of selling them I suppose . I was once rowing a little boat in the Retiro park in the centre of Madrid when a naked Pole swam up to my boat and got in . My boat and its contents were removed by an official speedboat . I have had pneumonia twice . I once accidentally dropped some cooked steaks into a bucket of dirty water . I rinsed them off and served them to my innocent guests . I was once swam around all the big ships in the port in Barcelona , and was removed by the police . I hid in a French military barracks in Germany for a few weeks . I once invited a beggar-girl off the street to live in my house for a few days . I once danced naked at a college ball . I shall bore you no further .