Nope, sorry, funniest joke ever is:
Two blondes were walking through a forest. One of them looks down, points at the ground, and says, "Look, deer tracks!"
The other shakes her head and says, "Uh-uh, they're bear tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear tracks!"
They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.
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Yes, it's a blonde joke, but I'm a blonde so it's okay.
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