I'd like to thank my Mother, Father, teachers, and Mentors.....but I can't because none of them voted for me.
OK, now listen and listen tight (hitching up pants pushed down by excess baggage), let's get one thing straight.
Snopes says it way a dolphin because one was spotted later in the day.
Poppycock, I say.
Your cat was run over by a Blue Ford because one drove down the street later in the day? Not good enough! :p
Well, I'm glad that's settled.