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Old 05-12-2006, 10:10 PM   #118
Urbane Guerrilla
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Location: Southern California
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Originally Posted by wolf
I would recommend Gatorade over Tang for the morning pick-me-up ... but (important caution) Never ever EVER use Gatorade powder to mix grain punch.

Bad mojo.
Literally bad mojo -- good mojo is made of fruit juices (any), some canned pineapple chunks with their juice, equal parts rum and vodka (2-3 bottles each), and some beer, some neutralish soda, both for the fizz. Mix in a clean trashcan liner in a clean new trashcan -- this is a quantity beverage, intended to supply thirty or more naval partiers intending to get about crosseyed before the evening is over.

But Gatorade just DOESN'T go with alcohol -- that's not a beverage, it's a practical joke.

Me, I put down at least a pint of plain water before retiring after a night like that, and at least that much again if I, um, lose the first dose. Metabolizing alcohol removes water from your system, so it does you good to supply yourself with its replacement.
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