[BigV]

I drive right past Amazon's world HQ twice a day as it is. It would be trivial to stop in and check the "company store", if one exists.

wrt goofing off in the cafeteria, your generously charitable misunderestimation of my college era is the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day. Thanks! Alas, punch deck representing the mystical "Linux" seen in the fever dreams of my undergraduate era was never found, despite several furious searches. Searches that all seemed to end right about when I found the aspirin and some OJ...