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Old 05-09-2006, 06:21 PM   #9
romuh doog
A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly
 
Join Date: May 2006
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Perhaps.....????

Some saline and KY jelly for your nasal canals?
Some plastic pillow case covers for your allergies?
Some large space suits for your cats?
Some hyph0-allergenic(Dreft, Tide Free) laundry detergent for your sheets, comforter and jammies?
Some no-lard, whole grain, no-soy atta-boy muselix cereal?
Some gotta getta goat milk....much cheaper at $2.67 a can and the air-fare for a Nigerian goat would me MUCH cheaper.

And last but not least......now that you are drinking goat milk and saving money, not sneazing and feeling miserable you could afford a taxi, screw driving and rest peacefully in the back of a taxi while wearing cucumber slices over your eyes covered by a restful frozen eye mask until you are awoken by the taxi driver 5 minutes before arriving at work?

It was just a thought.
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