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Linus · 05-09-2006, 07:24 AM

stop me if you've heard these...

"what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you done told the B* twice"

"What do 5,000 women at a battered womans convention have in common? None of them F*N listen"

"what do you call to mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan"

"2 neutrons are walking down the street. they accidentally bump into each other, one falls down. the one standing asks "are you ok?" the second says "yeah im fine" the first says "are you sure?" the second says "yes Im positive"

i got jokes out the yin yang...but im to lazy

05-09-2006, 07:24 AM	#871
Linus Hey look at me! Join Date: May 2006 Location: KS Posts: 18	stop me if you've heard these... "what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you done told the B* twice" "What do 5,000 women at a battered womans convention have in common? None of them F*N listen" "what do you call to mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan" "2 neutrons are walking down the street. they accidentally bump into each other, one falls down. the one standing asks "are you ok?" the second says "yeah im fine" the first says "are you sure?" the second says "yes Im positive" i got jokes out the yin yang...but im to lazy __________________ "...Can I start you off with a drink?" "Yes... I'll have a Valium and some Robitussin..."