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romuh doog · 05-07-2006, 07:35 PM

I used to see the most WONDERFUL delicate, sweet guy at the salon with eyebrows more beautiful than mine wax to wax and 'shape' my eyebrows. Of course he became so popular they gave him his own salon 200 miles away.

So to avoid the look of the uni-pillar across my forehead I agreed to allow this other gal (who shall remain unseen) until just before she called my name. I am one with the universe and all it's creatures but this chick took the cake and the ice cream. I so badly wanted to ask her if her name was Mina Dracul, but bit my tongue. So I'm down with that in the chair and bat-chick is waxing and stripping my brow gets a cellular ring, picks the phone out of her apron and in the process drops wax down my lips, across my ear, in my hair and she actually ANSWERED the call and yells "hang on damnit I burnt the shit out of this lady" (ya think?) while I'm sitting there I can hear the girl on the phone yelling "Hello? Hello? Lily?" (as in Munster perhaps?) and she's wiping my face like she's trying to get her phone number off a stall wall with sandpaper at a Dead concert.

THEN....she actually applies more wax to my other brow picks up the phone and does a chick quick voice "I'll call you back...no.....no.....no why did he say that? Well...no...I told him.....well he.....you......don't you......." and finally I interrupted and said....very politely...."If you don't want that phone to be the next thing to get waxed I'd hang up and let me up NOW". With this she does this pathetic "sorry" but it sounded more like Bob Dylan saying SOrrrrreeeeee and OH so not sincere, and that was it!!! The manager finally came over and finished the job, and didn't charge me (gosh how greatful) I didn't sue (not like that) and Lily-Munster-Dracula-Dylan went on to highlight someones locks. Not quite as bad as a hot-waxed hoo-haw.....but frightening all the same.

Oh the funniest? THe manager offered me a free brow wax for a later date. Have you ever seen a woman after a waxed brow job? If I had tried I couldn't have gotten my brows any higher in surprise!

05-07-2006, 07:35 PM	#3
romuh doog A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here for now Posts: 69	I used to see the most WONDERFUL delicate, sweet guy at the salon with eyebrows more beautiful than mine wax to wax and 'shape' my eyebrows. Of course he became so popular they gave him his own salon 200 miles away. So to avoid the look of the uni-pillar across my forehead I agreed to allow this other gal (who shall remain unseen) until just before she called my name. I am one with the universe and all it's creatures but this chick took the cake and the ice cream. I so badly wanted to ask her if her name was Mina Dracul, but bit my tongue. So I'm down with that in the chair and bat-chick is waxing and stripping my brow gets a cellular ring, picks the phone out of her apron and in the process drops wax down my lips, across my ear, in my hair and she actually ANSWERED the call and yells "hang on damnit I burnt the shit out of this lady" (ya think?) while I'm sitting there I can hear the girl on the phone yelling "Hello? Hello? Lily?" (as in Munster perhaps?) and she's wiping my face like she's trying to get her phone number off a stall wall with sandpaper at a Dead concert. THEN....she actually applies more wax to my other brow picks up the phone and does a chick quick voice "I'll call you back...no.....no.....no why did he say that? Well...no...I told him.....well he.....you......don't you......." and finally I interrupted and said....very politely...."If you don't want that phone to be the next thing to get waxed I'd hang up and let me up NOW". With this she does this pathetic "sorry" but it sounded more like Bob Dylan saying SOrrrrreeeeee and OH so not sincere, and that was it!!! The manager finally came over and finished the job, and didn't charge me (gosh how greatful) I didn't sue (not like that) and Lily-Munster-Dracula-Dylan went on to highlight someones locks. Not quite as bad as a hot-waxed hoo-haw.....but frightening all the same. Oh the funniest? THe manager offered me a free brow wax for a later date. Have you ever seen a woman after a waxed brow job? If I had tried I couldn't have gotten my brows any higher in surprise!