Oh fercryingoutloud
ONCE again, sex ed in schools is not HOW to have sex, therefore "gay sex ed" is only something made up in Jordan's mind. Can you just see sex ed the way Jordan imagines it to be?
WARNING: THIS IS A PARODY (in case you actually don't have a clue)
Quote:
Teacher:
"Welcome to sexual education Fourth-graders! Today we are learning about heretosexual relations. First little Suzie and Joey get naked. Then they kiss and touch each other. This is called foreplay. Finally, little Joey inserts his long, hard penis into Suzie's wet vagina. He slides in and out until an orgasm or two is achieved. An orgasm, boys and girls, is when Joey's penis spits out semen and Suzy's vagina clenches. This semen then swims to little Suzy's egg and joins with it. And this, children, is where babies come from.
Tomorrow, we will be learning about gay sex. This is where two little Johnny's or two little Marie's play with each other but they can't make babies like Joey and Suzie.
Thank you all for coming and don't forget your backpacks."
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If this was, in fact, what sex ed in schools was like, don't you think parents would have a hell of a lot more to worry about than "gay sex ed"?
Stormie