Reminds me of the story about the guy who was sitting fishing by a country creek from a small bridge.
A fairly sizable truck pulls up to the bridge and stops. The driver gets out with a baseball bat, hammers with it rapidly on the side of the truck for a minute, hops back in.
He then drives halfway across the bridge, stops again, and repeats the treatment on the side of the truck, hops back in and drives t o opposite side.
The guy hails the driver and asks "What was all that about?"
The driver replies: "The weight limit on thebridge is two tons, and I've got three tons of chickens in this here truck..."
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