[perth]

this cracks me up:

me: 'thank you for calling the helpdesk, may i have your first and last name?'
them: 'my first name is bill, spelled b-i-l-l'
me: 'and your last name?'
them: 'kryzamanowalkiwiczsteinbergenhammer' *silence*

sorry, needed to bitch.

~james