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1) The drug-crazed sociopath who beats, rapes and kills your sister.
Your sister has gotten you shitty birthday gifts for the last 46 years, including the years in which your parents purchased the items and pretended they were from her, while you have painstakingly searched for exactly the right thing, or responded to her increasingly expensive demands for specific items. She's permanently off your gift list.
2) The crooked CFO who loots his company's pension fund, leaving elderly people penniless while he buys a mansion, a boat, and new boobs for his girlfriend who replaced his wife of 25 years.
She was totally fucking hot before the boob job, and now she has surpassed even your wildest imaginings of the perfect woman.
3) The punk who smashes out your @250.00 car window to steal your $15.00 CD laying on the front seat.
You borrowed your brother-in-law's car that day. You don't like him anyway. The inconvenience that you cause him by his having to replace the window is worth the $250 that he demands you pay for the replacement.
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