There are no programmers left. They were all cruelly and ruthlessly fired on 1/1/00 when everything worked fine. They're in hiding, probably in remote Pakistan, waiting for the
unix timestamp overflow problem that will *really* devastate us. It's worse than the Y2K problem because managers don't understand it. It will happen at 2038-01-19 03:14:07. You have about 32 years to live, good luck to you all.