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Stevonez · 04-02-2006, 03:43 PM

1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

Both... I like the zing of mustard and the tang of ketchup...

2. Righty or lefty?

neither... I tend to think for myself and not with someones elses values already set in place...

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat?

sure why not... would you like a slice of tomato meat to go on that sandwich also...

4. Has your rash cleared up yet?

the last case of poison ivy has... the next however has not...

5. Camaro or Mustang?

I'll take the 68, 69, of either please...

6. Who invented the screw top jar?

Had to be a woman since they're the only one that seem to be able to open them with ease...

7. What do you like on your pizza?

Tomato sauce and cheese... everything after this is a bonus...

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will?

Thunder may have caused a few heart attacks but the Lightning itself is far more dangerous...

9. Do you think I'm pretty?

From what I've seen... No...

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles?

No...

11. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes...

12. prefer to bathe or shower?

Shower... my clothes however prefer a bath...

13. Who's your daddy?

My mothers first husband...

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli?

neither I guess... don't think it's something I'd like around me constantly though...

15. Best rock band ever?

For me... Lynyrd Skynyrd... only because I can relate to their music and lyrics more than others...

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping?

Applause of a single elephant...

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing.

I have a laptop with trackpad... so no mouse...

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight?

Let's see... I'm 42 now... yeah 42...

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you?

None... that I would ever admit to...

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live?

I was probably someone insignificant... cause I can't remember...

and this concludes the cellarite version of the SAT's... :p
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04-02-2006, 03:43 PM	#2
Stevonez conformity is deformity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 104	1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog? Both... I like the zing of mustard and the tang of ketchup... 2. Righty or lefty? neither... I tend to think for myself and not with someones elses values already set in place... 3. Do you consider Fish to be meat? sure why not... would you like a slice of tomato meat to go on that sandwich also... 4. Has your rash cleared up yet? the last case of poison ivy has... the next however has not... 5. Camaro or Mustang? I'll take the 68, 69, of either please... 6. Who invented the screw top jar? Had to be a woman since they're the only one that seem to be able to open them with ease... 7. What do you like on your pizza? Tomato sauce and cheese... everything after this is a bonus... 8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will? Thunder may have caused a few heart attacks but the Lightning itself is far more dangerous... 9. Do you think I'm pretty? From what I've seen... No... 10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles? No... 11. Have you ever been arrested? Yes... 12. prefer to bathe or shower? Shower... my clothes however prefer a bath... 13. Who's your daddy? My mothers first husband... 14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli? neither I guess... don't think it's something I'd like around me constantly though... 15. Best rock band ever? For me... Lynyrd Skynyrd... only because I can relate to their music and lyrics more than others... 16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping? Applause of a single elephant... 17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing. I have a laptop with trackpad... so no mouse... 18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight? Let's see... I'm 42 now... yeah 42... 19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you? None... that I would ever admit to... 20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live? I was probably someone insignificant... cause I can't remember... and this concludes the cellarite version of the SAT's... :p __________________ __________________ ...Realize reality is really the realization of being real...