Cool! Say, didn't I meet you going the wrong way over Imogene pass once? You remeber me. I was the one driving the beat up Toyota with Colorado plates, and I hopped out and shook my fist at you and yelled, "Stupid flatlanders! Outta my way!" And then after you had to back half way down to let me pass, and I'd driven off in a cloud of dust you realized that it was ME going the wrong way, NOT you! Sure, you remember!
Seriously, let me know next time you come out for a visit and I'll show you how to drive off Land's End in a thunderstorm. Its a kick! You go over the edge of what looks to be a precipice about a 1,000 feet down, ignore the sign that says, "WARNING! Road not recommended!" and lock in your hubs and start floating down through the clouds.
Beleive it or not, the universe must REALLY want me to leave the Front Range almost as bad as I do because today I got the offer a second apartment in the truly cool town of Cedaredge, Colorado, right at the foot of the Colorado Plateau. That apartment I can have by April 1, and they don't even require a damage deposit! Decisions, decisions! West Slope here I come!