Whore master
fuckin' whore master
pissin' whore master
son of a whore master
whore master's bitch
it works in just about any situation.
I was raised in a devout Christian home and the strongest terms used by my parents were:
Mom - 'pshaw' - (which I still have no idea what it means...)
Dad - bloody hell - which made Mom cringe
luckily or unluckily for me I was the youngest and only girl-child out of 6 children. My brothers taught me to swear