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damn you slang! all throughout reading everyones posts, i was thinking of writing about making a "chocolate log" but YOU had to go and write it first!
DANGEROUS: Hey, im not the one making you bleed
DANGEROUS: I dont see what the big deal is
DANGEROUS: It cant be that bad
DANGEROUS: Great! no sex for a week
DANGEROUS: You sound like your mother
DANGEROUS: sorry theres no chocolate left, i ate it all
DANGEROUS: the last thing you need is more chocolate
DANGEROUS: Come on, theres at least 2 other holes i can use
DANGEROUS: why are you being such a bitch all of a sudden?
ULTRASAFE: Youre so strong to be able to go through this all the time, i wish i knew what it was like so i could understand the pain. but since i cant im going to do everything in my power to make it easier. Please, sit down and put your feet up, im going to make you some soup then cook dinner. Here, you can keep the remote control tonight. heres a block of cadbury chocolate until the soups ready. i love you. youre so beautiful
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